Help:Buying Wikipedia
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Hey! Are you a government sick and tired of being described as a state sponsor of terrorism? Or an autocratic regime that wishes a few pesky articles would just go away? How about a multinational corporation that could use some nifty advertising? Well, you've come to the right place! As of November 12, 2002, Wikipedia is officially FOR SALE!
That's right! All 7,106,501 articles on the English Wikipedia (including this one) could be yours to do with as you please. You could delete rival products, win presidential elections, change national borders, anything at all!
$94,024,768,120,726,674.10
If this sounds expensive, we suggest you purchase immediately, as the price is only going to go up. Don't delay; pay today! Follow these instructions to complete the payment. After these simple steps, it's all yours!
Frequently asked questions
Q: Why are you selling Wikipedia?
A: Some brat told us that we're mean bullies for deleting their talk page. That hurt our feelings, so we're passing the problem on to someone else.
Q: Who can buy it?
A: Anyone! Whether you're an insanely wealthy stock broker with $94,024,768,120,726,674.10 spare cash on hand or a lowly peasant with $94,024,768,120,726,674.10 spare cash on hand, we won't discriminate.
Q: What can I do once I own it?
A: Anything you want, even deleting the main page.
Q: Won't this sale rob the project of its credibility, its main asset, effectively rendering it worthless?
A: Don't worry about that ;)
Q: How do you ensure that Wikipedia doesn't end up in the wrong hands?
A: If you haven't noticed before, this site is freely edited by people. People do whatever they want.
Q: Can I buy the Wikimedia Foundation, too?
A: Well... let me ask them first. (They'll say no)
Q: Why is this article humorous?
A: Don't worry.
Q: Why is the site so expensive?
A: Inflation, we think.
Q: What are you going to do with the money?
A: Very important business and philanthropic stuff and buying Jimmy Wales an ivory backscratcher.
The Foundation wrote back and they claim you can buy them for 14.0625 to the power of 10 dollars.
Q: Are the contributors included?
A: No.